being an adult means you can curse in front of your parents without worrying that they’re gonna ground u or something like that
nah this is white privilege
i curse around my parents and i wont be able to walk again
black parents live by one rule:
(via midnightjazz)the circle of life
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
(via fallautumn)and the gunslinger followed
Poetry in motion
Want a new jersey with your favourite player’s name on it? Yea wait until transfer season ends
(via bbbenzema)cómo no te voy a querer?
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter
(via weight-a-second)Welcome to Selfie Hell
(via strawberrybeatle)just one feeling just one feeling
Look, I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing. Well, that’s not a really strong pitch, “Come cook food with me and do nothing.” Maybe that’s my problem.Aziz Ansari. (via benfluffshaw)brooke's nooks.
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
what a load of old shit
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week
(via jimmjammy)booty had me like
I just want to be wonderful.
Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)
I AM LAUGHING MORE THAN I SHOULD.