team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
we are groot
Things used to make me so happy. But I’ve grown a lot in the last year. Now I just want one big thing, my own restaurant, named after me, that makes me so much money I can buy anything I want.
no image has ever described my life quite so well
(via d-degea)Kittens Eating Ice Cream
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
excuse me, staff
Daniel Radcliffe’s Scary Secrets
Xabi from Twitter.
I quit the Spanish National Team. The hardest thing is knowing when to say goodbye, and after thinking about it, I think that my time with the National squad has come to an end.
It has been a glorious period with the Spanish team that started more than 11 years ago, I have formed part of an historical generation that has fulfilled the dreams of millions of fans, achieving something as unique as winning a World Cup and two European Championships in a row.
Since that April 30th, 2003 when I made my debut aged 21, I have only lived great moments, so I only have words of gratitude for all those with whom I have shared more than one decade.
I want to thank all of my coaches, teammates, employees of this house and the millions of fans who have always shown me their love and respect.
Iñaki Sáez, the unforgettable Luis Aragonés and Vicente del Bosque are figures that I will always carry with me because they have made me grow professionally and personally.
I could not enumerate all the teammates with whom I’ve shared this jersey, but from here I want to thank each and every one of them all that they have shown and taught me during this unforgettable part of my life.
All the professionals who work for the RFEF have shown me their love and dedication making me feel like home. Theirs are also all the successes we have achieved.
Thanks to Real Sociedad, Liverpool and Real Madrid for letting me be part of a dream. In all my clubs they have always supported me to make my dream come true.
To conclude, I wish to convey my sincere thanks to the fans. We dream together and share the glory. I have lived many unforgettable moments in which you were the main protagonists.
I wish good luck to all those who will continue working and fighting for this jersey. You will all reach new successes.
Thank you all and goodbye.
we’re up all night to get denny’s
i’m up all night to get pregnant
(via alwayslovelyalexa)Waiting for Jack
Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.
!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!
this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!
What the fuck
(via panic-at-the-isco)Paris Chanel
I like warm hugs.
I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr
Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter
Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself
Did you recognize the master before the doctor did
Did you save all of humanity’s ass from the master by spreading the story of the doctor?
Then why don’t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character